Saturday, June 15, 2013

Muslim Pick Up Lines a.k.a Ayat Mengorat Orang Islam

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1. OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me.

2. Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.

3. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

4. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

5. You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.

6. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?

7. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"

8. Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?

9. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school

10. Can I have your wali's phone number?

11. So, read any good Surahs lately?

12. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.

13. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?

14. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room

15. Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we testified Allah was our lord?

16. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

17. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?

18. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.

19. That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.

20. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.

21. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB!

22. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

23. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

24. I thought the "Hoor al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah.

25. That hijab really compliments your eyes..

26. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

27. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

28. That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

29. I didnt trip over my thobe, I fell for you.

30. Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?

31. Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

32. *Looks around girls hijab* "sorry, I was looking for the made in jannah tag"



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9 comments:

  1. so sweet... so comel... so cool !! :D

    but, number 18 and 23 is the same. haha

    haiiii fira :)

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  2. @Cik Ummi

    hi cik ummi.. eh tersama la plak..thanks ye :)

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  3. suka pick up lines no 10...lelaki sejati!! hehe

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  4. wah... menarik ni... leka akak membacanya... hahah walaupun i'm married... heheh

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  5. cair.. kenapalah takde lagi orang yg cakap mcm ni ke lyla.. kenapa? huhu..

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